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comedyopenmic · @fabian98 · Aug 22 '18

$0.18

Comedia Open Mic Comedia Contest - Ronda 27 / Use pity to not pay.

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LInk:  https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@comedyopenmic/comedy-open-mic-comedy-contest-round-27

I nominate to: @sayury, @lunasilver.

👍 comedyopenmic, profanereviews, rahul.stan, belemo, trumpman, beetlevc, bitfiend, idikuci, elviento, sam1996

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@anouk.nox · Aug 23 '18

Just do the dishes .. everything solved..

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@fabian98 · Aug 23 '18

What if i don't know how to do it? hahahha

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@belemo · Aug 23 '18

Works everytime

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@fabian98 · Aug 23 '18

You already know, dude?

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@com-judge · Aug 22 '18

Hi fabian98, 
 
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@profanereviews · Aug 23 '18

They just spit on the food anyhow.

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@fabian98 · Aug 23 '18

Hahahaha or use a fly hahaha.

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