I will compress the food into hard pellets and blast them at the fish with a paintball gun.



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i had an aquarium when i was a teenager but though i fed them hourly my fish never lived very long. i concluded they needed some mineral supplements so i  mixed some iodine and copper in with the commercial fish food but they didn't survive any longer than before. so i started  catching them by hand and holding their mouth open and force feeding them rabbit droppings. again that didn't work out too well.  method four  was of course IV, commonly known as the roman numeral method or in proper medical technical terms parenteral nutrition. i was neither the mother nor father of the fish so it seemed a little awkward. nonetheless  i prepared a saline solution with the essential mineral supplements previously used but made sure i included sufficient quantities of zinc this time. i then caught the fish, found a vein and inserted the needle. after i connected the tube with the liquid food i replaced the fish in the aquarium. they were so well fed that even after they stopped swimming and floated to the surface they continued to receive proper nutrition. now that you mention it maybe i should get an aquarium i miss those little guys. i would of course use method IV.



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From my years of experience, traveling around the globe, making my way to the deepest jungles and the highest mountains, crossing many deserts and scorched landscapes, I have found the wisdom to how to feed a fish in the best way possible in the universe.  Or better, in all multiverse.

It all starts with this, then you do that, but never do that two times, only this. After this you go and buy more of that, to add to this, and finally you give those to these. It's pretty simple after you understand that this is not that, but this. And this is how I'll feed my fish from now on.

Glad I could help!



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Thinking a little I got the idea of cannibalism, I would cook in small portions of course, fish in different recipes, even sushi, maybe some fried fish too, or fish with garlic sauce, I would turn it into a kind of gourmet cannibal fish pet.


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I feed my fish lasagna.  He's nuts for it but it's making him fat.  Did I mention my fish's name was Garfield?  I also have a dog I named Odie...

OMG! I can not believe it and this is awesome but I think you already know because a few have already answered but its blue because its on a sunday but orange flew some goodness but you need to be careful of the aquarium under the sea but to the left of smith lane. No not purple sky tangarine appears on a nightmare, but then you have to jump 3 times just incase but left right left SUNDER A DEMON but not a car because broom went the little green frog. Take two steps and sprinkle and your done.



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Quite a simple task at hand. I will chew on some fish food and spit it right into the tank for my pet fish to eat. Why would a person chew on fish food you ask? Well, don't underestimate my appetite and it is perfectly safe for a human like me to munch on some algae goodness. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

I place the cutlery and plates on the table, along with a baked turkey, pork chops, medium-rare meats, vegetables, some breads, along with a glass of good wine. For dessert some chocolate cake, coffee and other sweets. I take my friend out of the fish tank and sit him in the chair to enjoy it, but not before telling him that he must eat it all before returning to his place. 

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I'll feed my fish fitch



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I will feed my fish pure air in an earthen environment devoid of water.

Liverworst?



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I hope I can #nsfw this comment... mhh at least not by just adding the tag... I will just write it small

<sup>Shit in the bowl :^)</sup>

<div class="text-justify">I would build them a little kitchen in the corner of the aquarium. This is an ingenious plan because the little buggers can eat whenever they want, not when I remember to dump some food there. I'd include a mini-cooler packed full of brine shrimp, a cupboard with some mac-n-chz, a little oven, and boom 💥, we're done! Wait, no boom, that would get water everywhere. Oh, and make sure the oven is gas, not electric, or there will be a fish-fry when they turn it on. 😬 Yeah, nothing can go wrong now...</div>

I feed my pet fish rival gangsters. 

But, I suspect that my answer is just a common answer, and certainly not the worst answer.

ADDED: But maybe this could be considered a worst way to feed fish as the fish are prone to suffer lead poisoning in the process.



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