A 50-word #ZapFic50 story inspired by the Freewriters writing @daily.prompt, "flexitarian" ... ![Screenshot_20230609_125138.jpg](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/felt.buzz/246G94frNvwrMjHmnPnQDhWLj9MBV9yNehijKNoRktLeCjYBGz7zpsppYbUm2mBmxPR5H.jpg) ... He says he's a flexitarian. His beard topiary bristles with indignation when I call him an omnivore. "It's not the same thing," he whines, spending five minutes mansplaining before sulkily stuffing food into his mouth — an incredibly fragile ego for such a big man. We split the bill and leave. ... <center>![banner for hive.jpg](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/felt.buzz/48aYjc2f162rEi6XrvAPDD5ny4Hh1eJdESvLxfxYhMhimtrrpZMm27HS1JVVN2UEqR.jpg)<sup><sup><sup>Thanks so much @victoradebiyiart for this brilliant image (I have full rights to use it). Please check out his other artwork at [his page](https://peakd.com/@victoradebiyiart/posts). And if you want to see how he created this image, check out [this post](https://peakd.com/hive-156509/@victoradebiyiart/girl-at-the-beach-painting-new-style)</sup></sup></sup></center> ... <sub>All my stories are my own, coming from my imagination. I do not (nor have I ever, nor will I ever) used any AI program to write my stories. I am personally against the use of AI to write (for me the whole point of writing is to use my own brain: that is the joy of writing for me). The screenshot is of a word counter app that I use when writing my stories to check that my Humpbuckle Tales are precisely 50 words long. I am human, #NOTaRobot</sub>
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newigennity | 0 | 115,587,889,033 | 100% | ||
angiel | 0 | 27,846,117,848 | 100% | ||
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