I own two, the other is totally dormant. 

I don't need more than one. I've always come right out and said it: I upvote my own work because I think it deserves it! I don't hide behind anything, and much less nonsensical rationalizations. I upvote who I damned well please with 100% upvotes on posts, and 50% on comments (usually) even though it makes no financial sense at all since the rewards curve punishes voting comments and encourages 'piling on' the heavier upvoted posts (which flies in the face of common sense in a social media where people just want to 'engage' in the comments with friends i.e., like thinkers). It's that simple, just having a bit of fun and spreading the wealth among friends (is anyone really serious when they talk about going out and curating "quality content" when they're really voting on recipes and sunsets?). What's with these people who have such a complex that they think they shouldn't self-vote?

Lots of 'issues' here on HIVE, and too many depend on undependable people, IMO, who've got the world upside down, again, IMO. And when that lack of intelligence comes with a total lack of decency and social justice, you find that you don't even have a base to work with.

Your description is accurate, but so predictable that it's boring - a total waste of time. The world has been reduced to memes. Funny, to think about it, it's about the only thing I'm posting right now. 😜

And I could give a rat's ass who has what accounts or how many they have or what they are doing with them.

It takes all types to make the world go round, but the 'leaders' here have yet to discover that terribly frightening reality. 😬

And they won't ever change. The die is cast. The HIVE and it's extremities you see today is the HIVE you'll see in 5 years, if it's still around . . .

But don't let me rain on your parade. Keep on having fun here. I'll be following along, just for fun too, and I might even surprise you with a meme or two from time to time. Seriously. 😎 

And the more off topic, the better, right? 🤣 🤣 🤣  

I know you'll agree that there's nothing more appropriate!

Edit: provoking paranoia is fun, I mean, it can be funny, often hilarious, but you've got to be mean, and I try to keep a lid on the dark side. Mercy tends to win out in my case. 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObxhzY7_vtQ