How boring is steemit? by hazelnutterish

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nerds · @hazelnutterish · Mar 25 '17

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How boring is steemit?

This was perfectly designed for the educationally interested. But let us all talk about teenagers, and young adults, and old adults who like humor. I want to go through steemit and see memes and jokes and stories about stubbing your toe. Why aren't there any  photos of cats in bikinis, why isn't there any clickbait, that'd be funny? That's fine. I'll just post them myself.

👍 fyrstikken, riskdebonair, sk828man, omiedove, hazelnutterish, social

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@ace108 · Apr 3 '17

you should check out the #memechallenge from @fibra59.
had a few entry myself and got a mention in the last edition with this
https://steemit.com/memechallenge/@ace108/meme-challenge-10-i-believe-steem-can-fly-by-ace108
here is the latest announcement ICYMI
https://steemit.com/memechallenge/@fibra59/meme-challenge-11-winners-of-10

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@ace108 · Apr 3 '17

AND i have cats too. sorry but they are naked, not in bikini but not #nsfw
https://steemit.com/whysocurious/@ace108/town-cat-who-ignored-me-original-photos-or-by-ace108

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@elgeko · Mar 26 '17

![hippo.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmQU48xhKBvcHE7LJXfhq7N3YxSNGNbq2ScPqeMe2mu1uH/hippo.jpg)

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@fisteganos · Mar 25 '17

Yeah! 

# Be the change you want to see!!! 

Lol.

👍 omiedove, hazelnutterish

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