For Godssakes by holybranches

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funny · @holybranches · Jul 10 '18 (edited)

$2.58

For Godssakes

Everytime I go home and my parents tell me why they placed an emergency call...

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@anixon · Jul 10 '18

Wonderful photos

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@holybranches · Jul 10 '18

you mean it's even plural? well, um, yeah, photos are generally wonderful

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@yourballs · Jul 10 '18

Lol, how you should answer.. :)
http://endlessfacts.com/upload/img/B15zL14427868232.gif

👍 holybranches

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@holybranches · Jul 10 '18

My mom wont hang up tho making you wish you went home already

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