Hi There by holybranches

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funny · @holybranches · Mar 27 '19

$0.26

Hi There

Pornhub, every time I break the No Fap rule... 

https://media.giphy.com/media/DIabNXDGI6etO/giphy.gif

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voter	rshares	pct
meesterboom	108,172,863,844	8%
wisbeech	490,069,667	8%
dandesign86	8,685,277,092	10%
bluetower	3,500,467,266	25%
b00m	540,846,691	6.4%
idikuci	20,073,041,140	30%
vheobong	6,517,272,499	100%
bitfiend	5,464,882,427	20%
holybranches	7,763,560,325	100%
sisygoboom	8,603,132,924	15%
comedyopenmic	255,139,166,497	30%
spamfarmer	81,498,460	6.4%
com-judge	608,296,206	30%
hdu	1,248,152,715	1%

$0.56

I'd like to recommend porn with girls in it. 

Might help with your "discipline" problem

voter	rshares	pct
jadabug	2,204,541,620	1%
holybranches	7,791,001,022	100%
ezravandi	3,590,469,018	1%
comedyopenmic	828,595,421,842	99.9%
hdu	1,226,033,681	1%

Ouch! God Dammit!

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I went 1.5 weeks nofap last week. Longest I've ever gone.

voter	weight	wgt%	rshares	pct	time
holybranches	0 B		6,979,807,241	100%

1.5 days here :D