Unconvinced by holybranches

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funny · @holybranches · Apr 8 '19

$0.92

Unconvinced

My mom, everytime I make a suicide joke...

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@penderis · Apr 10 '19

$0.03

I assume the acting is her pretending to care ;)

👍 dustsweeper, holybranches

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@holybranches · Apr 11 '19

Now, she's the one putting in some good acting!

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@pode · Apr 8 '19

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@pocket-node · Apr 8 '19

$1.15

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New receiving account balance: 80
Fee: 1
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