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funny · @holybranches · Aug 14 '18

$4.96

What?

I have being seeing horror films since 2006 but none terrified me as this look Katherine gave me last night after little John came a little too early.

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@acolucky · Aug 14 '18

Got to recharge.

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@holybranches · Aug 14 '18

5 hours seems fair.

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@tamaralovelace · Aug 14 '18

i fear little John is in mortal danger

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@holybranches · Aug 14 '18

I should take him to church.

_shivers_

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@tamaralovelace · Aug 14 '18

don't peek under the monk's hood

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