Dragon Breath | Just for Laugh (Freewrite) by iamjadeline

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freewrite · @iamjadeline · Sep 19 '18

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Dragon Breath | Just for Laugh (Freewrite)

Asgarth and Guthrie were having their date-out-dinner when they got into a fight again due to talking about getting a baby. Guthrie always wanted to be a mother but Asgarth thought they should settle down somemore and had some freedom for husband and wife to get to know each other. Besides, his business had just started to mushroom. 

It was supposed to be their first year anniversary dinner. But yet, they were quarrelling even before the food arrived.

*"Okay, hun, how about this, we spend one more year together without the babies, and I promise you after that we will have a grand opening for the baby factory,"* Asgarth spoke gently to Guthrie, hoping she would calm down lest she cried out loud. 

"Okay, okay, just one more year, darl...," she replied while nodded, drying up her eyes. Asgarth exhaled with relief.

*"Happy Anniversary, hun, let's eat and enjoy our night."*

"I feel like trying the Dragon Breath later after dinner, I saw Gowrie tried the other day and it was crazy fun, to eat the nitrogen balls, she posted her story on Instagram and it looked seriously adventurous.. Please darl, let me know try all those weird stuff before baby...!" Guthrie added in the midst of eating.

--- 

So they were at this stall famous for Dragon Breathe and both tried those balls of breath. Customers everywhere were having fun releasing the different flavour nitrogen's breath out of their mouth and nostrils. Asgarth tried to do it towards Guthrie's face while she recorded a video him. Suddenly, the breath turned rancid and with horrific smell. His countenance also started to transform into a dragon. Guthrie coughed as she was choked by the terrible smell of the breath. At the same time, she yelled in fear, staring at an ugly yet cute dragon-husband in front of her. Not brave enough to look further, she closed her eyes as tight.

When she opened her eyes, she saw her husband was back to human, with mouth opened wide, breathing the morning yet-to-brush-teeth-breath out from his mouth right at her face. She was on her bed though, not at the Dragon Breath's stall.

T'was a dream after all.

***But Uh..! Morning dragon Breath! YIKES!***

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### END OF FREEWRITE 

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##### I don't intend the story to end such a way. Somehow it become like this. And no, it is not the story between me and my husband. It is just a story within my mischievous imagination while I did the above freewrite. Thank you for reading. 😋

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>If you do not know what freewrite is, it is a plan by @mariannewest and @improv to just free flow write out our thoughts, where there is no fear of whether what we write is good or not. Just relax and have fun and write in that 5-minutes-time. [Here is the introductory post](https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/writers-or-wanna-be-writers-wanted-be-free-freewrite). Come on, you can start joining and have fun too! ☺ And now we have @freewritehouse, yay! Have a visit and you will not regret it!

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@alimamasstory · Sep 20 '18

I wonder if he brushed the night before! Lol

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@iamjadeline · Sep 21 '18

Yes he did brush but still stink right? I mean I didn't wake up to a nice breath either. Lol. Muahahha

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@blockurator · Sep 20 '18

I love your imagination. I wondered where would this would go and loved where it ended. Excellent story.

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@iamjadeline · Sep 21 '18

Thank you so much for uplifting words. Guess the man will never eat live octopus ever again! 

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@byn · Sep 19 '18

Oh dear! I can understand the dragon's breath all too well sometimes! What a vivid dream :) I loved the "Grand Opening for the baby factory" part, too!

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@iamjadeline · Sep 21 '18

So glad you love it. It is my honor to have you visited my freewrite. Hope everything is well at your end. ♥️

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@deirdyweirdy · Sep 19 '18

Sometimes it’s a great relief to wake up! 
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@iamjadeline · Sep 21 '18

Thank you for faithfully delivering the prompt. :) 

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@happycrazycon · Sep 19 '18

Hahaha that's one unusual but real dream! :P

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@iamjadeline · Sep 21 '18

YEAP! And I hope no one will ever dream this type of dream. 

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@joelai · Sep 20 '18

Lol... ewwww.... those are the worst!

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@iamjadeline · Sep 21 '18

I agree with you. Ewwww

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@joelai · Sep 21 '18

Hahaha! 😂

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@sherylneil · Sep 19 '18

Haha :D Funny and interesting :)

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@iamjadeline · Sep 21 '18

Glad you find it funny:) thank you @sherylneil for dropping by. 

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@teammalaysia · Sep 19 '18

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@teukuzikri · Sep 19 '18

Nice post @iamjadeline

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@iamjadeline · Sep 21 '18

Thank you @teukuzikri:)

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