I thoroughly believe that since I use aftershave on my face to make my skin more supple, I should also use it on my balls... I did try it once...  [Src](https://media.tenor.com/images/f8a73bd3c7527d992d914a9c27c596bc/tenor.gif) I no longer hold that belief.
author | idikuci |
---|---|
permlink | personal-belief-com-41 |
category | comedyopenmic |
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created | 2018-12-09 07:40:48 |
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author_curate_reward | "" |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
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kevinwong | 0 | 278,250,158,430 | 3.5% | ||
mrwang | 0 | 281,577,281 | 1.75% | ||
arconite | 0 | 1,012,372,290 | 1.75% | ||
rahul.stan | 0 | 4,145,756,003 | 20% | ||
sudutpandang | 0 | 2,999,362,288 | 45% | ||
tamaralovelace | 0 | 35,534,149,538 | 50% | ||
gohba.handcrafts | 0 | 6,128,640,038 | 5% | ||
teamaustralia | 0 | 1,090,251,044 | 10% | ||
timemaster | 0 | 0 | 25% | ||
nurhayati | 0 | 666,213,731 | 1.75% | ||
dejan.vuckovic | 0 | 262,262,360 | 1% | ||
acolucky | 0 | 33,356,594,623 | 40% | ||
weirdnews | 0 | 4,411,768,078 | 50% | ||
idikuci | 0 | 5,861,157,508 | 16.1% | ||
bitfiend | 0 | 4,195,020,078 | 16.1% | ||
freemon | 0 | 61,752,981 | 8% | ||
holybranches | 0 | 12,724,375,827 | 50% | ||
belemo | 0 | 3,304,981,317 | 16.1% | ||
omega.wallet | 0 | 393,738,493 | 1% | ||
jedi-won | 0 | 15,324,399,619 | 100% | ||
sisygoboom | 0 | 4,057,117,426 | 15% | ||
disguarpe | 0 | 940,529,060 | 25% | ||
take5 | 0 | 16,202,358,339 | 100% | ||
comedyopenmic | 0 | 283,747,407,327 | 16.1% | ||
lochitour | 0 | 56,654,049,319 | 100% | ||
eclipticsecond | 0 | 513,693,648 | 100% | ||
marksbanana | 0 | 513,874,893 | 100% | ||
borndead10 | 0 | 513,792,195 | 100% | ||
yelploopy | 0 | 514,136,050 | 100% | ||
magicbomb | 0 | 514,072,256 | 100% | ||
raghandy | 0 | 513,986,292 | 100% | ||
bluepeteractin | 0 | 514,256,960 | 100% | ||
bloodsiege | 0 | 514,476,912 | 100% | ||
massfishing | 0 | 514,762,637 | 100% | ||
com-judge | 0 | 867,211,690 | 16.1% | ||
steem-ua | 0 | 162,841,635,737 | 1.37% | ||
kolesnikovev74 | 0 | 517,994,250 | 100% | ||
sashokbad | 0 | 517,845,674 | 100% | ||
sbi10 | 0 | 22,319,780,508 | 18% | ||
drunksums | 0 | 517,849,728 | 100% | ||
japanesecliff | 0 | 517,859,236 | 100% | ||
mrpetyx | 0 | 517,808,369 | 100% | ||
vodolei.ogonb | 0 | 517,864,248 | 100% | ||
amafcolmedoor | 0 | 517,857,068 | 100% |
Slightly burnt brown, exactly how I like my eggs
author | belemo |
---|---|
permlink | re-idikuci-personal-belief-com-41-20181209t125401585z |
category | comedyopenmic |
json_metadata | {"tags":["comedyopenmic"],"app":"steemit/0.1"} |
created | 2018-12-09 12:54:15 |
last_update | 2018-12-09 12:54:15 |
depth | 1 |
children | 0 |
last_payout | 2018-12-16 12:54:15 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 0.000 HBD |
curator_payout_value | 0.000 HBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 HBD |
promoted | 0.000 HBD |
body_length | 48 |
author_reputation | 1,058,505,264,352,805 |
root_title | "Personal Belief - COM - 41" |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 HBD |
percent_hbd | 10,000 |
post_id | 76,586,445 |
net_rshares | 30,017,769,943 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
idikuci | 0 | 30,017,769,943 | 82% |
Real men don't shave their balls.
author | holybranches |
---|---|
permlink | re-idikuci-personal-belief-com-41-20181209t143432865z |
category | comedyopenmic |
json_metadata | {"tags":["comedyopenmic"],"app":"steemit/0.1"} |
created | 2018-12-09 14:34:36 |
last_update | 2018-12-09 14:34:36 |
depth | 1 |
children | 1 |
last_payout | 2018-12-16 14:34:36 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 0.000 HBD |
curator_payout_value | 0.000 HBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 HBD |
promoted | 0.000 HBD |
body_length | 33 |
author_reputation | 8,432,821,397,316 |
root_title | "Personal Belief - COM - 41" |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 HBD |
percent_hbd | 10,000 |
post_id | 76,590,476 |
net_rshares | 30,518,446,810 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
idikuci | 0 | 30,518,446,810 | 82% |
women too
author | idikuci |
---|---|
permlink | re-holybranches-re-idikuci-personal-belief-com-41-20181209t201106443z |
category | comedyopenmic |
json_metadata | {"tags":["comedyopenmic"],"app":"steemit/0.1"} |
created | 2018-12-09 20:11:12 |
last_update | 2018-12-09 20:11:12 |
depth | 2 |
children | 0 |
last_payout | 2018-12-16 20:11:12 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 0.017 HBD |
curator_payout_value | 0.005 HBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 HBD |
promoted | 0.000 HBD |
body_length | 9 |
author_reputation | 13,137,774,143,957 |
root_title | "Personal Belief - COM - 41" |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 HBD |
percent_hbd | 10,000 |
post_id | 76,603,579 |
net_rshares | 37,935,332,862 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
idikuci | 0 | 37,368,242,034 | 100% | ||
mythosacademy | 0 | 567,090,828 | 6% |
you seem chill anyways
author | pechichemena |
---|---|
permlink | re-idikuci-personal-belief-com-41-20181211t104039695z |
category | comedyopenmic |
json_metadata | {"tags":["comedyopenmic"],"app":"steemit/0.1"} |
created | 2018-12-11 10:40:39 |
last_update | 2018-12-11 10:40:39 |
depth | 1 |
children | 0 |
last_payout | 2018-12-18 10:40:39 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 0.000 HBD |
curator_payout_value | 0.000 HBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 HBD |
promoted | 0.000 HBD |
body_length | 22 |
author_reputation | 44,033,346,943,084 |
root_title | "Personal Belief - COM - 41" |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 HBD |
percent_hbd | 10,000 |
post_id | 76,680,272 |
net_rshares | 0 |
#### Hi @idikuci! Your post was upvoted by @steem-ua, new Steem dApp, using UserAuthority for algorithmic post curation! Your **UA** account score is currently 3.404 which ranks you at **#7006** across all Steem accounts. Your rank has not changed in the last three days. In our last Algorithmic Curation Round, consisting of 184 contributions, your post is ranked at **#168**. ##### Evaluation of your UA score: * You're on the right track, try to gather more followers. * You have already convinced some users to vote for your post, keep trying! * Try to work on user engagement: the more people that interact with you via the comments, the higher your UA score! **Feel free to join our [@steem-ua Discord server](https://discord.gg/KpBNYGz)**
author | steem-ua |
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permlink | re-personal-belief-com-41-20181209t174524z |
category | comedyopenmic |
json_metadata | "{"app": "beem/0.20.9"}" |
created | 2018-12-09 17:45:27 |
last_update | 2018-12-09 17:45:27 |
depth | 1 |
children | 0 |
last_payout | 2018-12-16 17:45:27 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 0.000 HBD |
curator_payout_value | 0.000 HBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 HBD |
promoted | 0.000 HBD |
body_length | 750 |
author_reputation | 23,214,230,978,060 |
root_title | "Personal Belief - COM - 41" |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 HBD |
percent_hbd | 10,000 |
post_id | 76,598,291 |
net_rshares | 9,882,040,983 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
idikuci | 0 | 9,882,040,983 | 27% |
Hi idikuci, Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge). This will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied. (That being said, you are free to adopt any position you wish - we can recommend pantsless with beer in hand.) #### Judges: - @llfarms - @diebitch - @pechichemena If you have any questions or queries please feel free to contact one of the judges or come say hi in discord: [Click Here](https://discord.gg/rddw2Ny) <center>[Click To Vote](https://v2.steemconnect.com/sign/account-witness-vote?witness=comedyopenmic&approve=1) @ComedyOpenMic For Witness And Disrupt The Steem Blockchain With Laughter!<a href="https://v2.steemconnect.com/sign/account-witness-vote?witness=comedyopenmic&approve=1"> <img src="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/448711994275659777/454625592675926026/image.jpg" alt="Support COM Banner" style="width:42px;height:42px;border:0;"> </a> <sub>Thank you to @matytan for the great banner </sub></center>
author | steemcomedyclub |
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permlink | re-personal-belief-com-41-20181209t074814z |
category | comedyopenmic |
json_metadata | "{"app": "beem/0.20.13"}" |
created | 2018-12-09 07:48:15 |
last_update | 2018-12-09 07:48:15 |
depth | 1 |
children | 0 |
last_payout | 2018-12-16 07:48:15 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 0.897 HBD |
curator_payout_value | 0.242 HBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 HBD |
promoted | 0.000 HBD |
body_length | 1,172 |
author_reputation | 10,551,720,516,580 |
root_title | "Personal Belief - COM - 41" |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 HBD |
percent_hbd | 10,000 |
post_id | 76,577,061 |
net_rshares | 1,941,674,474,705 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
dj123 | 0 | 42,930,786,719 | 99.99% | ||
idikuci | 0 | 37,386,953,815 | 100% | ||
bondy007 | 0 | 2,851,995,976 | 100% | ||
steemnsfw | 0 | 9,341,006,120 | 100% | ||
yourmaker | 0 | 9,547,995,844 | 56.74% | ||
dwainus | 0 | 21,756,183,053 | 100% | ||
foles09 | 0 | 10,803,020,415 | 30% | ||
comedyopenmic | 0 | 1,779,090,395,416 | 99.9% | ||
comedyschool | 0 | 11,934,299,688 | 100% | ||
chillibeans | 0 | 5,045,767,566 | 100% | ||
sammygarth | 0 | 455,323,360 | 100% | ||
wargamer | 0 | 264,082,631 | 100% | ||
com-judge | 0 | 5,658,794,617 | 100% | ||
danieljavier | 0 | 929,898,846 | 100% | ||
theycallmebaka | 0 | 3,426,787,702 | 100% | ||
puwelwol | 0 | 251,182,937 | 50% |