A human sits, looking at its phone, texting, playing a game. It rings, caller unknown. This human looks surprised for a second, then answers it, then looks disappointed in itself for answering it…
Human: Hello…?
Phone: This call may be recorded or monitored for training purposes.
A look of relief crosses the human’s face. It’s about to hang up, when a Stephanie Sheep’s voice comes over the speaker.
Stephanie Sheep: Hello, I’m looking for Alec Ergill. Do you have another number for him or know how I can reach him?
Human: Um, I know Alec Ergill, but I don’t live with him anymore.
Stephanie: Could you ask him to call me?
Human: Um, I guess. If I see him.
Stephanie: Please give him my number.
Human: ...Okay.
Stephanie: It’s 555-
	The sound of a door opening, and someone walking
Human (quietly): 555
Stephanie: 555
Human: 555
Stephanie: 5555
Human: 5555. Uh-huh. (struggling) That’s 555-555-5555 Ok, I’ll let him know if I see him.
Stephanie: and there’s a pretty long extension.
Human: Oh. Can you text me the whole thing?
Stephanie: No, I’m afraid I’m on a landline. Do you have a pen and paper to write it down?
Human: Could you just email it?
Stephanie: No, I’m afraid I-
Human: I was just going to try to remember it.
Stephanie: I can hold.
Human: Oh. Ok. It’ll be about 3 minutes.
	A loud flushing comes from SR.