Punday Monday 198! Theatre! Humor! Prizes! by improv

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hive-168689 · @improv · Apr 19 '21

$6.63

Punday Monday 198! Theatre! Humor! Prizes!

# Welcome to Punday Monday!

# tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is Opening Night at the Theatre!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

![image.png](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/improv/dIUT1B8B-image.png)

### New To Punday?
Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.

### How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: [Learn to Pun](https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties)

### Rules for the PUN-test:
* If you hope to win a prize, your pun must be your original work
* Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very *loosely* related.

### Last Week's Punday Monday:
[Here is last week's Punday Monday](https://peakd.com/hive-184554/@improv/supermoon-coming-up-so-its-time-to-make-jokes-about-it-punday-monday-197-5-good-jokes-and-1-bad), and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Entry from @cmplxty, @quinnertronics, @doctorcrypto, @theabsolute, @paul.atreides

## Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

# OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:

* ### Best Pun...
* ### Best Pun of the Entire Week...
* ### [Best Overall Pun](https://www.depop.com/products/bailselisabeth-cute-overalls-in-good-condition/) (click it)...

## DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
@paul.atreides!

Orbituary. HA!

### And What Prizes Do They Win, You Ask?

* #### HSBI
See @steembasicincome for details.
HIVE Stake Based Income is here!

I’ll sponsor each qualified entrant for two HSBI levels each week! Each winning entry will get an additional two HSBI!

See my wallet for prize confirmations!

### This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Opening Night at the Theatre

As in,
Why do chickens never hatch backstage? Because everyone is breaking alL egg!

OH THAT”S -
an
Awesome joke. Nonetheless, I think you can do better.

### I'm So Good at Puns
If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in [My Free How-To Guide on Punning!](https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties)

### Related Content:
* @freewritehouse offers writing and word-smithing contests every week

## If you want to support me above and beyond an upvote
Visit [my website](http://www.brendanweinhold.com) using your [Brave browser](https://brave.com/bre972) and send me a tip or check out my referral codes and see if you want to get any of the things that benefit me when you use my code ([scroll to the bottom](https://peakd.com/jokes/@improv/punday-monday-145))

👍 steembasicincome, sbi3, sbi2, sbi4, sbi5, sbi6, penguinpablo, sbi7, sbi8, arcange, sbi9, funnyman, lloyddavis, cryptoknight12, holybread, sbi10, cmplxty, emergehealthier, brofi, jacobts, ecoinstant, omra-sky, freewritehouse, derekrichardson, quinnertronics, gamer00, maxuvd, laruche, steemaction, bennettitalia, raiseup, cryptonized, improv, policewala, tristancarax, sbi-tokens, intacto, sbi-booster, prettynicevideo, thedailysneak, alphacore, socalsteemit, sneakyninja, d00k13, onepercentbetter, accelerator, fengchao, moeenali, ssiena, anikys3reasure, dapplr, dpend.active, theabsolute, dhedge-drips, qwertm, raphaelle, walterjay, darklands, leslierevales, archon-drips, mastergerund, radiofreefutura, marivic10, sketching, and 32 others

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@cmplxty · Apr 20 '21 (edited)

Let’s see.. backstage huh? 

The latest opening night of the political theater is starting. The actors (politicians, media faces) are taking their place, the scene is set and the drama is co[n]vi(d)iently directed at the front where people are getting sick while they are out back robbing our cars, houses and bank accounts. Keep your eyes on the stage though!!!111

👍 improv, cryptoosid, okahjul, gibransalazar7

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@holybread · Apr 19 '21

Leaderboard Vote

Your current Rank (62) in the battle Arena of Holybread has granted you an Upvote of 62%

👍 youpeleg

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@quinnertronics · Apr 19 '21

Ford's theater, april 1865:
 
"Welcome to Ford's Theater, Mr. Lincoln, we found a great booth for you, hand picked from the Vice President as the best seat in the house. You'll just die once you see this view."

👍 improv, winslynvega

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@cmplxty · Apr 20 '21

$0.02

Lol that's a good one!

👍 quinnertronics, pizzapai

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@theabsolute · Apr 20 '21

The reviews were positive for the Phantom Menace of the Opera. They said it was a tour de force!

👍 improv, artistacreativo

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