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hive-148441 · @improv · Oct 12 '21

$10.72

Punday Monday 223

# Welcome to Punday Monday!

 
# tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is Seattle.
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties




![image.png](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/improv/dIUT1B8B-image.png)

### New To Punday?
Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv. 

### How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: [Learn to Pun](https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties)

### Rules for the PUN-test: 
* If you hope to win a prize [2 HSBI for a valid entry, 2 HSBI for a win], your pun must be your original work 
* Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very *loosely* related.


### Last Week's Punday Monday:
[Here is last week's Punday Monday](https://peakd.com/hive-150329/@improv/punday-monday-222), and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Entry from theabsolute:quinnertronics:rayius:doctorcrypto:rentmoney:diebitch:manoldonchev

@doctorcrypto is this week’s guest judge! 2 HSBI for you! 
## Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

# OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:

* ### Best Pun...
* ### Best Pun of the Entire Week...
* ### [Best Overall Pun](https://www.depop.com/products/bailselisabeth-cute-overalls-in-good-condition/) (click it)...

## DRUMROLL PLEASE…..


![Capture.JPG](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/improv/23tcP5UHCTKbrtpMx3HC5BvgHEX4QUDdKbRspqp2PTCrnb9uQUAS5iSz1jWDZvK7Sku1F.JPG)


@theabsolute!

### This Week's Pun Topic Is: 
Seattle
As in,
Why didn’t you watch movies with subtitles at the University of Washington? Because everyone who goes there prefers UDub.


### I'm So Good at Puns 
If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in [My Free How-To Guide on Punning!](https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties)

### Related Content:
* @freewritehouse offers writing and word-smithing contests every week

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@quinnertronics · Oct 12 '21

$0.03

what was kurt cobains favorite way to get high?

the SPACE NEEDLE

👍 dustsweeper, improv, theabsolute

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@quinnertronics · Oct 18 '21

what is the least popular potato in seattle?

redskin!

👍 improv

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@rayius · Oct 12 '21 (edited)

$0.03

Ever wondered why is Seattle always raining yet warm? Cause, it is like a "sea" with a "kettle"

👍 improv

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@rentmoney · Oct 18 '21 (edited)

$0.03

I took my youngest to the horse track to watch the races. There was one  Jockey that refused to race his horse. My youngest got frustrated and yelled,"Listen hear Jockey, _Seattle_ Up".

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@theabsolute · Oct 12 '21

$0.02

No matter how hard I tried, I could never hear the Puget Sound

👍 improv

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@theabsolute · Oct 12 '21

$0.08

If you think Seattle gets a lot of precipitation, remember that not too far away it's Ranier

👍 quinnertronics, improv

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@theabsolute · Oct 12 '21

$0.03

When people got tired of driving to Starbucks to get their Chai lattes, they decided to try Tea Mobile

👍 quinnertronics

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@theabsolute · Oct 12 '21

$0.02

Bellevue is great, but Seattle is Amazon

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