Congratulations @cmplxty, your 5 HBD prize has been sent to your account. 

I'd make a pun about make up but I don't have the foundation. 

Hahah that's awesome, glad you dislike bosses as well!

For this week let's go with...

With all this crazy on no gender stuff, you have to wonder if it's all driven by companies like [gender] Neutr(al)ogena or what! Seems like a relevant marketing scheme..

My girlfriend and I went whale watching last May.
I don't know what it was but she looked so beautiful out there on the boat with the sea breeze blowing through her hair and the sun highlighting her features.

Maybe she's born with it or maybe it's <b>May baleen</b>.

I had no eye.dea these Puntests still exist. She felt her eye shadows leaning on a pan Of cake and her lip full of stick. I don't know if it's true or a makeup story.

Cheap drugstore makeup brands were her guilty pleasure. She tried not to be embarrassed about it but they were surprisingly good at making her blush.

I ruined my makeup when I ate all the cake up.  I'm terrible at puns.

My wife wanted to talk about my make-up use, but I brushed it off.
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If you have the head of a cow over at barbecue and eat the whole thing, you're sure to have a lip-steak.

Missed my final for beauty school, because I wouldn't wear a mascara. Fortunately there's a makeup exam. I hope it goes well, I can't afford to lose my scholarship from the Neutral Foundation. I try to study, but I can't stop dreaming of joining the mile high club on some skeyeliner. 

Bet ya wish you could make my lips stick now!

I used to be a very be shy actor, but the hardest part was the time spent in the makeup department.  Wearing makeup always made me blush.

It's difficult to apply makeup around my mouth, because my lips tick.

When I was a little boy, I used to sneak into mommy's bathroom and try on her lipstick and eye shadow.

One day after school, my father came home early and caught me decked out-looking fabulous I might add.

He wouldn't talk or look at me for weeks, but he would eventually agree to make up.

A construction crew was short a few hands so asked a passer by if they can lend a hand with painting a wall. "Sure, replied the stranger but I'm a makeup artist not a painter but do not worry as I can contour any job put in front of me".

Wanna earn money while doing something creative and having fun?

Then be Lakme and join Hive!

I saw some behind-the-scenes PETA undercover video of how they test products on animals. Sad really, things you just can't make-up