Punday Monday 272! by improv

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puns · @improv · Sep 27 '22

$8.47

Punday Monday 272!

# Welcome to Punday Monday!


# tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Music.
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties




![image.png](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/improv/dIUT1B8B-image.png)

### New To Punday?
Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv. 

### How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: [Learn to Pun](https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties)

### Rules for the PUN-test: 
* If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work 
* Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very *loosely* related.


### Last Week's Punday Monday:
[Here is last week's Punday Monday](https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@improv/punday-monday-271-4-h), and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!


## Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

# OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:

* ### Best Pun...
* ### Best Pun of the Entire Week...
* ### [Best Overall Pun](https://static.zara.net/photos///2021/I/0/3/p/4676/751/427/2/w/452/4676751427_6_1_1.jpg?ts=1624876355709) (click it)...

## DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
@quinnertronics! UHHH WHERE”S EVERYONE
### This Week's Pun Topic Is: 
Music
As in
A bunch of Gloria Gaynor impersonators walk into a restaurant, and the waiter says, “I will serve five.”

### I'm So Good at Puns 
If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in [My Free How-To Guide on Punning!](https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties)

### Related Content:
* @freewritehouse offers writing and word-smithing contests every week
* https://bit.ly/improvonpopin to join me on a gaming app where I host funny trivia on Sunday nights

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@arcange · Sep 29 '22

Dear @improv,<br>May I ask you to review and support the Dev Marketing Proposal (https://peakd.com/me/proposals/232) we presented on Conference Day 1 at HiveFest?<br>The campaign aims to onboard new application developers to grow our ecosystem. If you missed the presentation, you can watch it on [YouTube](https://youtu.be/DZ9MpQQoPu4?t=18434).<br>You cast your vote for the proposal on [Peakd](https://peakd.com/me/proposals/232), [Ecency](https://ecency.com/proposals/232), [Hive.blog](https://wallet.hive.blog/proposals) or [using HiveSigner](https://hivesigner.com/sign/update_proposal_votes?proposal_ids=%5B%22232%22%5D&approve=true).<br><br>Thank you!

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@quinnertronics · Sep 27 '22

$0.21

I can never bust any good freestyle raps when I'm out drinking, I can't even make it past four bars.

👍 improv

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@quinnertronics · Sep 30 '22

$0.20

My favorite song is probably "do the bartman" because I just love listening to toons.

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@quinnertronics · Oct 2 '22

$0.20

I used to play electric guitar when I was a teen, but my dad made me switch to bass because "he didn't like my tone"

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@quinnertronics · Oct 2 '22 (edited)

$0.21

Also, I'm thinking it looks like these posts aren't going into any community, possibly limiting it's views to just your regular followers, thus why is been looking kinda slow around here lately?

👍 improv

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@improv · Oct 4 '22 (edited)

$0.04

That's a thought, but they were until recently, and still no engagement...and now my computer isn't working with peakd for some reason! Do you have suggestions for a community? I was putting it in Comedy Open Mic for a while, and there was good engagement there for a few months, and then it just stopped.

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5 replies

@quinnertronics · Oct 2 '22

$0.21

I love collecting hip hop records, but I was always afraid to start DJing because I didn't wanna scratch any of my records! ⏺️

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@quinnertronics · Oct 3 '22

$0.20

My old singing instructor must have been a former lumberjack or something, he was always yelling "timbre" At me!

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@quinnertronics · Oct 3 '22

My Choir instructor in junior high said that my pitch was just awful-so I figured that I would focus on my batting! ⚾

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@quinnertronics · Oct 3 '22 (edited)

$0.22

Music theory is OK,I guess...but I'm more interested in music FACT!

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@quinnertronics · Oct 3 '22

$0.23

I can play drums with many different techniques and styles, but my favorite has got to be the rhythm method!

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