Punday Monday 404 (Error!) by improv

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puns · @improv · May 6

$5.30

Punday Monday 404 (Error!)

# Welcome to Punday Monday!


# tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Dogs!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, [send me a tip that’s good for both of us!](https://thecrazygm.com/hivetools/utility/tipjar/steembasicincome/1/hive/improv)



![image.png](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/improv/dIUT1B8B-image.png)

### New To Punday?
Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv. 

### How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: [Learn to Pun](https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties)

### Rules for the PUN-test: 
* If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work 
* Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very *loosely* related.


### Last Week's Punday Monday:
[Here is last week's Punday Monday](https://peakd.com/hive-168689/@improv/punday-monday-403), and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments! 


## Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

# OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:

* ### Best Pun...
* ### Best Pun of the Entire Week...
* ### [Best Overall Pun](https://static.zara.net/photos///2021/I/0/3/p/4676/751/427/2/w/452/4676751427_6_1_1.jpg?ts=1624876355709) (click it)...


## DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@eolianpariah2

### This Week's Pun Topic Is: 
Dogs
As in
Which dogs are best at catching balls hit by a bat? You definitely want to use a baseball mutt.

### I'm So Good at Puns 
If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in [My Free How-To Guide on Punning!](https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties)

### Related Content:
* @freewritehouse offers writing and word-smithing contests every week
* https://bit.ly/improvonpopin to join me on a gaming app where I host funny trivia on Sunday nights, and Spades, Hearts, and Liar’s dice on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday

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@cositav · May 10

$0.02

Are there dogs that fly? My son asked me. I replied that yes, their paws are wings, and if they eat feathers, they can fly and make pillows.

👍 improv, dustbunny

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@cositav · May 10

Are there dogs that fly? My son asked me. I replied that yes, their paws are wings, and if they eat feathers, they can fly and make pillows.

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@stinawog · May 12

What did one dalmation say to another? Spot you in the park!

👍 improv

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@stinawog · May 12

What did one barking dog say to another? Oh, I'm feeling a little ruff.

👍 improv

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@stinawog · May 12

What did one hound say to another? Howl are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?

👍 improv

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