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hive-161155 · @improv ·
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Sending HSBI on behalf of Freewritehouse for Punday Monday 201! Celebrating two centuries of puns!
# Welcome to Punday Monday!

 
# tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is cats!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties




![image.png](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/improv/dIUT1B8B-image.png)

### New To Punday?
Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv. 

### How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: [Learn to Pun](https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties)

### Rules for the PUN-test: 
* If you hope to win a prize, your pun must be your original work 
* Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very *loosely* related.


### Last Week's Punday Monday:
[Here is last week's Punday Monday](https://peakd.com/hive-148441/@improv/number-200-nearly-4-years-of-punday-monday-heavens-to-murgatroyd-or-should-i-say-hive-ens-to-murgatroid-jokes-prizes), and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Entry from @quinnertronics, @theabsolute, @doctorcrypto, @ablaze

## Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

# OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:

* ### Best Pun...
* ### Best Pun of the Entire Week...
* ### [Best Overall Pun](https://www.depop.com/products/bailselisabeth-cute-overalls-in-good-condition/) (click it)...

## DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
Very good puns, but giving the win to Missed the Mark!
Congrats @doctorcrypto!
Sending your prize from my account, but assigning your sponsor as @freewritehouse so they get a couple HSBI levels, too! (I have so many, I feel like I’ll never deplete my accumulated value, lol! Better to spread the love, and @freewritehouse does amazing work)


### And What Prizes Do They Win, You Ask?

* #### HSBI
See @steembasicincome for details.
HIVE Stake Based Income is here!

I’ll sponsor each qualified entrant for two HSBI levels each week! Each winning entry will get an additional two HSBI! 

See my wallet for prize confirmations!






### This Week's Pun Topic Is: 
Cats
As in,
Why does it take so much money and time to care for a cat?

Because you always have to wait on the fee line.

OH THAT”S -
an
Awesome joke. Nonetheless, I think you can do better.  

### I'm So Good at Puns 
If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in [My Free How-To Guide on Punning!](https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties)

### Related Content:
* @freewritehouse offers writing and word-smithing contests every week


## If you want to support me above and beyond an upvote
Visit [my website](http://www.brendanweinhold.com) using your [Brave browser](https://brave.com/bre972) and send me a tip or check out my referral codes and see if you want to get any of the things that benefit me when you use my code ([scroll to the bottom](https://peakd.com/jokes/@improv/punday-monday-145))
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@cmplxty ·
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Missed out last week damn! I’ll get this weeks, hopefully purrfectly timed!
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@doctorcrypto ·
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Hey thanks!
I guess now all I need to do is post something. :)

Ya know...Bob Marley had a song where he was singing about an <b>Iron Lion</b>.
But it was just his cat, a simple <b>Fe Lion</b>
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@quinnertronics · (edited)
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back in the 70s, Richard Roundtree and his pet cat, ursela, came under a lot of fire from PETA. apparently with his busy film schedule,  his cat was left alone while she birthed 9 healthy cats. supposedly, the food supply ran out and the mother devoured all 9 lives just to survive.

the media blamed Roundtree for abuse and poor living conditions, but i personally believe that the cat was a bad mother.


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hey i was just thinking if you posted yr contest in proof of brain, i bet you would get a bunch of entries (plus tokens) 

i mean,  its in my best interest to have fewer competitors,  but i just thought of that so i figured i would share. 

cheers
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@improv · 
That's a great idea! I'll go find that community!
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@quinnertronics ·
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yeah just tag proofofbrain and it will post!
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@theabsolute ·
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Trying to think of a purrfect cat pun...
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