``` About them Microsofters, ain't it fun to watch. Goin' to the update site, to get the latest patch. Them update needin' Microsofters, too bad it's always late. Patches from two months ago, won't help them rest'o'rate. Look at all those Microsofters, popup ads on they device. It's sad because they need to stop they Messenger service. How to be a Microsofter, why would you do this? People in the know would never ruin all this bliss. ``` *For more of these, see: #thempoems* 
| author | inertia |
|---|---|
| permlink | them-microsofters |
| category | poetry |
| json_metadata | {"tags":["poetry","writing","funny","thempoems","microsoft"],"image":["https://www.steemimg.com/images/2016/07/26/them-poemsd24b3.png"]} |
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| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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| author_reputation | 346,568,901,399,561 |
| root_title | "Them Microsofters" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
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| percent_hbd | 10,000 |
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| author_curate_reward | "" |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| fkn | 0 | 26,078,120,560 | 100% | ||
| robsteady | 0 | 53,191,961,501 | 100% | ||
| inertia | 0 | 19,419,328,930 | 100% | ||
| supermeatboy | 0 | 874,285,007 | 100% | ||
| cogliostro | 0 | 232,410,131 | 100% | ||
| cire81 | 0 | 2,499,652 | 100% | ||
| arrowj | 0 | 235,452,703 | 100% | ||
| agentnick | 0 | 145,070,937 | 100% | ||
| lira | 0 | 46,686,406 | 100% | ||
| avellana | 0 | 1,984,331,133 | 100% | ||
| alexander1 | 0 | 10,587,873 | 100% | ||
| fairider1 | 0 | 13,856,444 | 100% |
#bots auto flagging you? Well voting power is calculated by SteemPower / votes per day and flags count as votes, SteemPower is non transferable. This means if you comment every 20 seconds which is perfectly within steemit rules all that steempower evil whales put on those attack bots is quickly becoming worthless, I know the same bots are flagging all of us minnows so if you are being auto flagged pick a thread and reply every 20 seconds for a few days use your own thread if you dont want to spam anyone. I picked @neoxian and @pfunk to spam because they were frivolously flagging me even before the bots, you could even automate your account to do it. bots fighting bots! If we all fight back against the evil auto flag bots not only will we win but our SteemPower will have effectively more power than before. I love Steemit. I hate whomever sicked their downvote bots on me.
| author | jillstein2016 |
|---|---|
| permlink | re-inertia-them-microsofters-20160727t182402067z |
| category | poetry |
| json_metadata | {"tags":["poetry"],"users":["neoxian","pfunk"]} |
| created | 2016-07-27 18:24:03 |
| last_update | 2016-07-27 18:24:03 |
| depth | 1 |
| children | 0 |
| last_payout | 2016-08-27 08:07:06 |
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| steemservices | 0 | -10,982,981,762 | -1% | ||
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