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How To Open a Door? by insaneworks

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· @insaneworks · (edited)
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How To Open a Door?
How to get in or get out, depending on the door.

But first, a thank you. Well, few thank yous actually.

I'd like to thank my mom and dad for creating me hands and eyes so that it is easier for me to make art and write all about it here. I know there are people making art without hands too but I'm sure I wouldn't be like that, patient enough to learn how to do art without hands. Without my hands I couldn't open a door and occasionally get out the house, which sometimes terrifies me because I'd just like to be angry and alone in my cave and play with my cats  and... oh! I wouldn't be able to do that either. Play with my cats if I didn't have hands! So thank you mom and dad.

I'd also like to thank my big sister that she, when I was a child, not in school yet, didn't hand me a huuuuuuge firecracker, not the tiniest one but not a big one to hold after she lit it and ran away with her friend and either of them never told me that I shouldn't hold on to it and when I did, as I usually do hold on to things if I've promised to hold on to them, I didn't loose any fingers, it just hurt like he... considerably much. I have all my fingers and both hands. Thanks sis!

I would also like to thank everyone in Hive, especially those who have made all the things here which allow me to write the things I think and do and artify... make visible as art because without you all I would just be rolling on the floor on one side all day because I would feel unbalanced and would not know what to do with my head and my thoughts because there's no better place to stuff them than here. This is the best place with lots of doors yet to be opened and discovered. Like for instance couple of days ago I finally caved in and opened the door to Splinterlands and gosh I suck at it but that's okay, there are plenty of people who suck more than I do so that's always comforting to know. Anyway I do occasionally read some of my texts and comments that I've written and if I'm not baffled about the fact that I have no idea what I was trying to say, then I will be banging my forehead to the keyboard because I understand what I did say and it all makes me look like I live in the stone age surrounded by space age people, you there. But then some of you space age people write something funny and I'm here jumping up and down from joy and clapping my hands together and again I am so glad that I have hands. So thank you Hivers! Thank y'all!

I am super super grateful to all you who read my texts or at least have the ability to comment my posts so that I think you have read my posts and I especially want to thank all of you who laugh at my jokes because that really makes my day. I am not least bit obsessed about this, making people laugh but have you heard the joke about a...

Hmph. My son laughs at my jokes. I want to thank my son too. Mission accomplished.

And finally, I really, really, really, really want to thank all you super nice people who have somehow gotten their hands on my art that I made with my very own hands. I did promise to send something to couple of you who have actually been crazy enough to buy my art more than once and I ran out of my thank you art. So here goes. Thank you too.

Thank you all you precious people! I am happy!

I wrote this. With my fingers that are attached to my hands. My brain on the other hand (where?! where!?) had nothing to do with this.

<center>![goldsnowman_small.jpg](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/insaneworks/23xVPfZHoBgt8rUpCg6QPCvsW9vHJ8aLJXJWcaFYU1dJujcQWBx8ssSyXQdZsbxPQeFCx.jpg)
https://nftshowroom.com/insaneworks/art/insaneworks_thank-you_snowman-happy</center>

And now, the thing you've all been waiting for, the chance to get out the door and not read my texts anymore. Here it is!

**Turn on the subtitles if you don't understand Finnish!**

<center>How to open a door - Finnish instructional video from 1979
https://youtu.be/Wof0xPUmW38</center>
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@brandt ·
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I've been opening doors wrong my whole life. Thanks for setting me straight.

!BEER
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@insaneworks ·
I know, it was a problem for me too. Fortunately I was also able to use this advise for doors opening the other direction and I'm simply a master now with the pivot turn.
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@brandt ·
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I wonder if those guys made a similar video about how to open windows? I've probably been doing that wrong too.
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@dandays ·
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I'm glad I opened this door even if it took me however long but I'm always last to find out.
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@insaneworks ·
Doors are better opened.
– Old cat proverb –

It's from the sacred book of the collection of cats: Thou shall never close a door.

My cats closed their eyes and turned their head away singing blaa blaa blaa in their head <sub>so loud that I could hear it</sub> at that point in the video when the dude closed the door after opening it because that's sacrilege but if a cat doesn't see it, it didn't happen and after a while the door shall be opened again and anything happened between closing the door and opening it is erased <sub>actually never even written there</sub> from the history books.
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@dandays ·
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> ..if a cat doesn't see it, it didn't happen

I must be cat-like then cuz back in my drinking days if I didn't remember it, it didn't happen.
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@ewkaw ·
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I am here just to leave a comment and pretend I read the post. I probably didn't. Again.

Oh... and now I know I open and close the door the wrong way. 
I have been doing it the wrong way all my life!  Ehh...

Happy Holidays! :)
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@insaneworks ·
I usually do not even remember what I wrote and to make things really confusing I probably remember writing something I thought about really hard but for some reason didn't, and now I don't even remember what I started to write about because my answer is so long so... yes.

Happy holidays to you too! :)
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@rubido ·
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Oh man you have no idea how much you've helped me out, I've been stuck in the bathroom for weeks, getting the wife to slide me pancakes under the door and drinking water from the toilet.

I finally managed to open the door just in time to celebrate Christmas with my son, all thanks to this handy informational video!

Can you post a follow-up on how to flush the toilet? I think it's probably over full...

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@insaneworks ·
Happy to help and thank goodness for pancakes!

P.S.
I'm thinking that you do not need a how to flush the toilet video since...
>drinking water from the toilet.

I'm... I'm... this... the thought of this disturbs me.
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@rubido ·
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You're telling me if I flushed it I wouldn't have had to imagine it was a milkshake? I probably should have watched the toilet flushing video first...
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