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Challenge #04131-K113: Useless Witness by internutter

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Challenge #04131-K113: Useless Witness
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> The dragon looked upon the tired adventurer who stood there quietly after patching up their injuries.
> Dragon - "I offered you gold and gems, you stand by a huge pile of treasure yet you do not reach for a single coin, you are not like most who make it this far."
> Adventurer- "That's not real treasure, that's just gold."
> Dragon - "Then what is it you seek?"
> Adventurer - "You're over a millennia old, all I want is to learn the truth of this land."
> Dragon - "Ah, a historian then - sit, we have much to discuss." -- Anon Guest

One millennium is nothing to a Dragon, you understand. It is but a mere fraction of our total lifespan. You small, squishy creatures cannot understand the timespans of Dragons. Even _Elves_ live for less time than we. To us, you are annoying incursions into our hoards. You spread like mould on the surface of this world. You name things that need no name.

I was barely past being a babe when I found my caverns here. A mere five hundred years of age. I went looking for a place _free_ of you squishy creatures. A place with a nice mountain and good stone. Somewhere I could claw out everything I needed. I was happy. I could mill gemstones from the ordinary rock and build my hoard in peace.

And then the boats came, and ruined everything.

Dragons have learned, of course. All those stories you hear about princesses and adventurers are from eras _long_ past. If we abduct a Princess, it's generally play-acting arranged by the polities involved. Sometimes the Princess runs to our kind to escape an unfortunate match. I barely understand it. If you happen to be brave enough to enter a Dragon's lair, you're certainly _some_ kind of desperate, or foolish, or both.

There has yet to be a Princess in _my_ story. Not that I want one. Royalty - especially squishy royalty - is nothing but trouble.

It only takes _one_ boat of squishy creatures to completely _ruin_ an island paradise. Rats, pigs, other cattle... and the squishies themselves. Razing forests, building farms. Constructing _cities_. Dragons _could_ try to stop them, but we've learned over the eons that that kind of behaviour only invites _Adventurers_.

Never meddle in the affairs of squishies, because a bloodletter bolt to the chest often offends. Even if you survive the bolt, the little buggers run off with half your hoard. _And_ you have to move before they come back for the other half. It's nothing but a _pain_.

They were building in stone by the time I noticed them. And they were a little upset to learn that this was _my_ island, but we reached an agreement.

They didn't try to kill me, and I wouldn't melt their little establishment into slag.

What? Kings? Dukes? _Wars_? I'm not interested in any of _that_ stuff. That's squishy people nonsense. As long as they feed me four fat cattle a month, and leave me alone, I don't _care_ what they're doing down there.

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