Brown tresses of rag Her nose runs like a faucet Because she is one ![20210725_121452.jpg](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/jacobtothe/AL7NLMiuRn8hxDUvsroJZqDvqSHpLrwUwfRJxJogMgbQgauQix612YceqaZrNoE.jpg) I took advantage of the manager taking a restroom break last Friday to set up this googly eye surprise. I had hoped it would be a while before this would be discovered, but she walked straight to the sink to rinse her tea mug and gave me a look that blended scowl and grin right away. I am saving this post for Monday because @generikat hasn't been in to discover it yet until now, and I did not want to spoil the surprise.
author | jacobtothe | ||||||
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permlink | googly-eyes-haiku | ||||||
category | googlyeyes | ||||||
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Scowl smiles are hilarious things π and stuff like this are great to discover. I fondly remember the βtoilet monsterβ middle child set up last year or so when we were bored during lockdown. That haiku π
author | ryivhnn |
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And what was @generikat's response?
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I responded like a proper, mature adult, I brayed like a bemused mini donkey:)
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We'll see when she responds to the tags.
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