RE: I have discovered yet another basic skill your planet's primitive inhabitants have failed to master. by jacobtothe

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funny · @jacobtothe · May 28 '17

$0.11

I blame a certain nerf-herding propagandist for releasing these films out of order.

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$0.08

Yet another reason to torture him!

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The "holiday special" is reason enough. The only redeeming feature is the middle animated segment, likely due to your presence.

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$0.08

You are very wise.

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