Doping and the Olympics Has it jumped the Shark? Based on this headline I think so. by jaredlang

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funny · @jaredlang · Feb 18 '18

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Doping and the Olympics Has it jumped the Shark? Based on this headline I think so.

## Curling is Stepping Up to the Main Stage

So I saw this headline earlier and almost fell over laughing. Apparently, a curler has been suspected of doping and I thought to myself seriously, curling? Do they even drug test them guys? I always thought you'd probably have to be on something to even want to play that game in the first.

I mean where the hell is the competitive advantage to doping in curling?  I guess the rest of the internet agrees cause I am seeing it get some similar attention around other news sites. Next we'll find out its probably fake news and was meant to boost ratings. Anyway I hope you found this as unbelievably hilarious as I did.

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@nicolelang · Feb 19 '18

LOL! Meanwhile by doping they meant he was stoned 😂😂😂 I usually get drunk while playing shuffle board so I mean I see where he’s coming from lol!

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@jaredlang · Feb 19 '18 (edited)

Haha right! That's kind of more what I meant to really say as well, oh do you know me. Not that you'd have to because shuffle board isn't terrible, it just makes it that much more fun for sure.

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