Italian Relationship: 1st day= Sex 2nd day= Sex again. French Relationship: 1st day = movies & kiss 2nd day = Sex 3rd day = Sex again British Relationship: 1 day= hangout & kiss 2nd day = kiss & hug 3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching 4th day = sex and more sex American Relationship: 1st day= Date 2nd day= Hug 3rd day= Hug again (warmly) 4th day= Kiss 5th day= Long kiss 6th day= Sex Indian Relationship: 1st day= Restaurant 2nd day= Restaurant 3rd day= Restaurant again 4th day= Agree 5th day= Date 6th day= Date again 7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins. 8th day= Date & Hug 9th day= Tried to peck but failed. 10th day = Peck 11th day= Tried to kiss but failed. 12th day= kiss 13th day= Long kiss 14th day= Tried to have sex but failed. 15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled 16th day= Didn't talk to each other 17th day= Malice till the next day 18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick 19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?" The man apologize and the woman replied: "Leave me alone, am not that type of girl" The man continued to beg till the next day. 20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology 21st day= Hug 22nd day= Long hug 23rd day= Kiss 24th day= Long kiss 25th day= Tried to have phone sex but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one. 26th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys the phone 27th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: "where is the phone? U are not serious, call me when you are serious" 28th day= he buy phone but girl said periods chal rahe hai. Next month 3rd day= she is ready but room ka jugad nahi. 4th day = Further nakhre start... Next month 10th day= Ladke ne muth mari aur ladki ko call kar ke kaha Maa Chuda.🤣🤣
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Warning! This user is on my black list, likely as a known plagiarist, spammer or ID thief. Please be cautious with this post! If you believe this is an error, please chat with us in the #cheetah-appeals channel in [our discord](https://discord.gg/7FkETjJ).
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Congratulations @jatinarora! You received a personal award! <table><tr><td>https://steemitimages.com/70x70/http://steemitboard.com/@jatinarora/birthday2.png</td><td>Happy Birthday! - You are on the Steem blockchain for 2 years!</td></tr></table> <sub>_You can view [your badges on your Steem Board](https://steemitboard.com/@jatinarora) and compare to others on the [Steem Ranking](http://steemitboard.com/ranking/index.php?name=jatinarora)_</sub> ###### [Vote for @Steemitboard as a witness](https://v2.steemconnect.com/sign/account-witness-vote?witness=steemitboard&approve=1) to get one more award and increased upvotes!
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| category | joke |
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