When my hubby says I'm getting on in age and can't do what I used to do. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/23/9f/7f/239f7fc8d847ac74aa3c3a1617950943.gif <sup>[link](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/23/9f/7f/239f7fc8d847ac74aa3c3a1617950943.gif)</sup> **What did you say to me?** I nominate @hugo4u and @imbagaming to participate in this round of #comedyopenmic.
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But in fact you can do what young girls can not do. Ha ha
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To the question in your title, my Magic 8-Ball says:<blockquote>My sources say no</blockquote><hr>*Hi! I'm a bot, and this answer was posted automatically. Check [this post out](https://steemit.com/introduceyourself/@magic8ball/introducing-the-magic-8-ball-bot) for more information.*
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haha looks more like your husband trying to self fellate
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Yeah, he got mad when I said I had a headache.
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