 The bro code is an unspoken rule of conduct that guides the relationship between "Bros". >1: A Bro shall not gaze at a naked Bro. 2: A Bro never cries. 3: A Bro is not required to remember another Bro’s birthday. 4: A Bro never wears pink underwear. 5: If a Bro asks another Bro to keep a secret he shall take that secret to his grave. 6: A Bro shall not damage another Bro’s chances to score. 7: A Bro is never offended if another Bro fails to return a phone call, text or email. 8: It is never acceptable for a Bro to sleep with another Bro’s ex. 9: A Bro never gives another Bro the silent treatment. 10: A Bro never asks another Bro to come with them to the bathroom. 11: Bros DO NOT pout for selfies. 12: A Bro never uses another Bro’s toothbrush 13: All Bros are distracted by the number 69 and it’s sexual meaning rendering all Bros unable to read anything immediately after this number. 14: A Bro of a Bro is a Bro to you. 15: Bros don’t break up chick fights until a sufficient amount of clothing has been pulled off. 16: ALL conversations between Brs are subject to “Bro to Bro confidentiality”. 17: A Bro and a Brother are not the same thing. 18: A Bro never leaves another Bro behind. 19: A Bro never makes eye-contactwith another Bro while eating a banana. 20: If you catch your Bro’s partner cheating you immediately tell your Bro regardless of any shit-storm that may arise. 21: A Bro Never tickles another Bro. 22: A Bro always offers his Bros a drink when getting one for themselves. 23: Bros don’t touch each others hair. 24: A Bro NEVER under ANY circumstances attempts to get with another Bros partner. 25: If Bros share a house/apartment all Bros are obligated to stay out of the way if a fellow Bro brings their date home. 26: A bro is NEVER afraid to fail. 27: Women can also be a Bro. 28: A bro shall never engage in any sexual activity with a Girl-Bro. 29: A Bro shall leave whatever he is doing and run to help his Bro dump a Chick. 30: A Bro's Sister is out of Bounds! No matter how fine his sister is, no matter how sweet she seems, never ever hit on her. Do not obey your thirst. Never! 31: When your bro needs a wingman, you are expected to avail yourself immediately and report for duty when needed. This is not negotiable! # disclaimer I did not come up with this myself. it was on a whatsapp broadcast message and since i agree with most of it i decided to post it
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Number 3 tho
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Snitches aren't bros
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Bros don't snitch...... Rule 32...
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> 9: A Bro never gives another Bro the silent treatment. Most bros do this, it crazy though. It's a right reserved for the female counterparts. This is a hilarious combination of codes.
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