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THE BRO CODE by jo5h

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THE BRO CODE
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The bro code is an unspoken rule of conduct that guides the relationship between "Bros".

>1: A Bro shall not gaze at a naked Bro.
2: A Bro never cries.
3: A Bro is not required to remember another Bro’s birthday.
4: A Bro never wears pink underwear.
5: If a Bro asks another Bro to keep a secret he shall take that secret to his grave.
6: A Bro shall not damage another Bro’s chances to score.
7: A Bro is never offended if another Bro fails to return a phone call, text or email.
8: It is never acceptable for a Bro to sleep with another Bro’s ex.
9: A Bro never gives another Bro the silent treatment.
10: A Bro never asks another Bro to come with them to the bathroom.
11: Bros DO NOT pout for selfies.
12: A Bro never uses another Bro’s toothbrush
13: All Bros are distracted by the number 69 and it’s sexual meaning rendering all Bros unable to read anything immediately after this number.
14: A Bro of a Bro is a Bro to you.
15: Bros don’t break up chick fights until a sufficient amount of clothing has been pulled off.
16: ALL conversations between Brs are subject to “Bro to Bro confidentiality”.
17: A Bro and a Brother are not the same thing.
18: A Bro never leaves another Bro behind.
19: A Bro never makes eye-contactwith another Bro while eating a banana.
20: If you catch your Bro’s partner cheating you immediately tell your Bro regardless of any shit-storm that may arise.
21: A Bro Never tickles another Bro.
22: A Bro always offers his Bros a drink when getting one for themselves.
23: Bros don’t touch each others hair.
24: A Bro NEVER under ANY circumstances attempts to get with another Bros partner.
25: If Bros share a house/apartment all Bros are obligated to stay out of the way if a fellow Bro brings their date home.
26: A bro is NEVER afraid to fail.
27: Women can also be a Bro.
28: A bro shall never engage in any sexual activity with a Girl-Bro.
29: A Bro shall leave whatever he is doing and run to help his Bro dump a Chick.
30: A Bro's Sister is out of Bounds! No matter how fine his sister is, no matter how sweet she seems, never ever hit on her. Do not obey your thirst. Never!
31: When your bro needs a wingman, you are expected to avail yourself immediately and report for duty when needed. This is not negotiable!




# disclaimer
I did not come up with this myself. it was on a whatsapp broadcast message and since i agree with most of it i decided to post it
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@jeaniepearl ·
Number 3 tho
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@joeycrack ·
Snitches aren't bros
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@jo5h ·
Bros don't snitch...... Rule 32...
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@vwovwe ·
> 9: A Bro never gives another Bro the silent treatment.

Most bros do this,  it crazy though.  It's a right reserved for the female counterparts.

This is a hilarious combination of codes.
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