Blondes and airplanes by jokes4life

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jokes · @jokes4life · Mar 9 '18

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Blondes and airplanes

# hello steemians,
Let ys enjoy the jike of the Blondes and airplanes ,
A blonde rings up an airline. She asks, "How long are your flights from America to England?"
The woman on the other end of the phone says, "Just a minute."
The blonde says, "Thanks!" and hangs up the phone.
 ![image](https://img.esteem.ws/sg1w30306c.jpg)

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