Lesson Learned - Comedy Open Mic Round 16 Entry 1 by joshua-golbuu

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punchline · @joshua-golbuu · Jun 5 '18 (edited)

$19.71

Lesson Learned - Comedy Open Mic Round 16 Entry 1

I'm taught to do good and be good. My parents expect me to take initiative and help out when it's needed. And I try to practice this as much as I can. When I see an old person carrying heavy things, I ask if they need a hand. When I see a short person at the supermarket trying to reach something on the top shelf, I help take it down for them. When I see a baby crying, I put my hand over the mouth to protect others from their annoying sounds, just kidding, I check to see if they're ok. I think you get the picture. 

My friends on the other hand tells me that ***"no good deed goes unpunished"***. I didn't really understand what they were trying to tell me so they said they'll demonstrate. 

https://i.giphy.com/media/13t46dDSBNaDdu/giphy.gif
<sup>[gif](https://i.giphy.com/media/13t46dDSBNaDdu/giphy.gif)</sup>

**I gotta tell you, demonstrations drive the lesson home better than anything else. I won't be helping anyone anytime soon, also I got a concussion so I need time to heal**

I nominate @amimohan and @doobby to do an entry for #comedyopenmic.

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<center> 
### If You Enjoy Teen Comedy, Here are some of my *Absurd View of Teen Life:*

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...hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoyed making them... :P

[_**Here I Goooo**_ - Comedy Open Mic Round 15 Entry 1](https://steemit.com/punchline/@joshua-golbuu/here-i-goooo-comedy-open-mic-round-15-entry-1#@profanereviews/re-joshua-golbuu-here-i-goooo-comedy-open-mic-round-15-entry-1-20180601t194153453z)

[_**I'll Show Him**_ - Comedy Open Mic Round 14 Entry 1](https://steemit.com/punchline/@joshua-golbuu/i-ll-show-him-comedy-open-mic-round-14-entry-1)</center>

[_**Alrighty Then**_ - Comedy Open Mic Round 13 Entry 2](https://steemit.com/punchline/@joshua-golbuu/alrighty-then-comedy-open-mic-round-13-entry-2)

[_**Ooops, I Did It Again**_ - Comedy Open Mic Round 13 Entry 1](https://steemit.com/punchline/@joshua-golbuu/ooops-i-did-it-again-comedy-open-mic-round-13-entry-1)

[_**Wash Away the Sorrows**_ - Comedy Open Mic Round 12 Entry 2](https://steemit.com/punchline/@joshua-golbuu/wash-away-the-sorrows-comedy-open-mic-round-12-entry-2)

[_**She's Too Good**_ - Comedy Open Mic Round 12 Entry 1](https://steemit.com/punchline/@joshua-golbuu/she-s-too-good-comedy-open-mic-round-12-entry-1)

[_**Can I Get a Hand Over Here?**_ Comedy Open Mic Round11 Entry 1](https://steemit.com/funny/@joshua-golbuu/can-i-get-a-hand-over-here)

[_**Communicating is not Only What You Say but What Others Think You're Saying**_](https://steemit.com/funny/@joshua-golbuu/communicating-is-not-only-what-you-say-but-what-others-think-you-re-saying)

[_**How to Bring Out the Beast in Her**_](https://steemit.com/funny/@joshua-golbuu/how-to-bring-out-the-beast-in-her)

[_**No Phones Allowed**_ - Comedy Open Mic Round 7](https://steemit.com/funny/@joshua-golbuu/no-phones-allowed-comedy-open-mic-round-7)

[_**That's Alright, I'll Wait a Few More Years**_](https://steemit.com/funny/@joshua-golbuu/that-s-alright-i-ll-wait-a-few-more-years)
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@comedyopenmic · Jun 6 '18

$0.05

Can't get kicked if you kick first.

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@joshua-golbuu · Jun 7 '18

$0.06

Will keep that in mind for next time.

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@fabian98 · Jun 5 '18

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Only the spiderman gets everything right.

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@mourningnoodles · Jun 5 '18

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Let the old lady carry her own groceries! That's my motto.

👍 joshua-golbuu

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@pechichemena · Jun 7 '18

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I'll look for you when I can't reach the Froot Loops on the top shelf... ***faith in humanity restored***

👍 joshua-golbuu

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@steemitboard · Jan 1 '19

Congratulations @joshua-golbuu! You have completed the following achievement on the Steem blockchain and have been rewarded with new badge(s) :

<table><tr><td>https://steemitimages.com/60x70/http://steemitboard.com/@joshua-golbuu/votes.png?201901011619</td><td>You made more than 6000 upvotes. Your next target is to reach 7000 upvotes.</td></tr>
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@steemitboard · Mar 12 '19

Congratulations @joshua-golbuu! You received a personal award!

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