Seriously. There's nothing to see here.

Here's the time some guy at the range let me shoot his machine gun when all I asked to do was film him shooting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu20_cvzxKI
http://s19.postimg.org/8iwdk9uir/jizz_in_my_pants_andy_samberg1.jpg
Sorry.  It was my first time.

I'm not sorry.

Here's one time I murdered some clay pigeons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96VBtusXSSM
http://s19.postimg.org/lj3j2yrpf/IMG_4432.jpg

Here's a scene I recorded from Duck Dynasty that I thought was hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8WY4dn3f6s

One time I shot a piece of shit cell phone, in my apartment, and made two videos from that, but apparently I got drunk sometime in the past and deleted them from YouTube.  I don't even know how to do that.  

I told you there was nothing to see here.  If you have that sinking feeling that some people get when they realize they've just wasted 5 minutes of their life, that's you own fault.
http://s19.postimg.org/55jjjtbk3/IMG_4450.jpg

I just made this post because I was bored and there is no one here to stop me, AND because I'm too tired to jerk off.  I've totally got this adulthood thing down.
http://s19.postimg.org/ki3aduapv/20064690_22_600_581.jpg
Obviously.


Also, I wanted to see if I could make another 57 cents to go towards my "acquire fucktons of silver" fund, so that I can make another post about my free Steemit silver, and make another 57 cents from THAT post, and on and on and so on and so forth. 
http://s19.postimg.org/eifja6pxf/20064783_9_600_766.jpg