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<p>What happens when you drop a frying pan on a cake You get a pancake
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<p><b>How do you make a song better using cement? By remixing it.
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<p>The cool thing about shaving all my pubes off is that I get to see exactly what my penis looked like when I was first born.
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<p><b>My SO started smoking last night So I slowed down and applied some lube.
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<p>Yesterday I went to a temporary tattoo parlour to get a tattoo. After it wouldn't wash off this morning I went back to complain, but the tattoo parlour wasn't there.
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