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<p>What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids? A genie.
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<p><b>A woman always worries about the things that men forget and men always worry about the things women remember.
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<p>How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it!
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<p><b>The three most read words in the world: I? ?L?o?v?e? ?Y?o?u? ...NO! It's: ""Made in China.""
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<p>Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches? They always turn out to be sub par.
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