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Make day funny (2961b) by joykit

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Make day funny (2961b)
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<p>How many idiots does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question. Idiots can't screw in lightbulbs regardless of help from other idiots.
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<p><b>I just lifted a couch to retrieve a Skittle that fell underneath it, so I get you Moms that lift cars to rescue children, I get you.
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<p>Why are giraffes slow to apologize? It takes them a long time to swallow their pride
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<p><b>Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't know the words.
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<p>How do you propose to a stoner? Marriage, you wanna?
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