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<p>Why do most Vietnamese people seem like male prostitutes? Because they pay for everything with their Dongs
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<p><b>So Hydrogen finally admitted to Sodium that she had been bonding with Oxygen Sodium reacted violently.
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<p>A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back.""
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<p><b>I always wanted to be a seamstress... But I could never mend-straight.
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<p>A man working at an airport control tower when he notices a crash about to happen. He called the airplane crash hotline: 911.
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