<div class="pull-left"> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmXqU5iQRTFeg7XBCcjpvoToQthun5PAQLVimZ1UFBTRdi/horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" alt="horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" /> </div> <p>Why did the scarecrow win the nobel peace prize? Because he was outstanding in his field! </p> <p><b>Saw an attractive Muslim girl the other day.... ""Was she sunni?"" ""Nah, shi-ite"" </b></p> <p>What's good about Switzerland? Not much, but the flag is a big plus. </p> <p><b>Is it okay to hate a certain race? I can run a 5k pretty well but these 10ks are killing me. </b></p> <p>I always blurt out, ""SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND"" in my best Al Pacino Scarface accent when I stand next to a stranger at a urinal. </p> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/DQmdgSevz5XgTER5Pn6cTpxpLotbLC4BXX8LxYrjR8P981h/cfufooter.jpg" alt="cfufooter.jpg" />
author | joykit |
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permlink | make-day-funny-5136h |
category | joke |
json_metadata | {"tags":[],"app":"steemjs/examples"} |
created | 2018-10-16 05:07:15 |
last_update | 2018-10-16 05:07:15 |
depth | 0 |
children | 0 |
last_payout | 2018-10-23 05:07:15 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 0.147 HBD |
curator_payout_value | 0.000 HBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 HBD |
promoted | 0.000 HBD |
body_length | 875 |
author_reputation | 3,920,375,185,451 |
root_title | "Make day funny (5136h)" |
beneficiaries | [] |
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percent_hbd | 10,000 |
post_id | 73,388,217 |
net_rshares | 154,660,164,535 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
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