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|---|---|
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| category | joke |
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@joykit self votes are being countered by @sadkitten for 1 week starting Thursday, July 12th 2018 because they are one of the highest self voters of the previous week. For more details see [this post](https://steemit.com/steemit/@sadkitten/self-voter-return-on-investment-svroi-notoriety-flagging-bot).
| author | sadkitten3 |
|---|---|
| permlink | re-joykit-make-day-funny-5209e-20180714t015115840z |
| category | joke |
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| created | 2018-07-14 01:51:15 |
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