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Make day funny (5301k)
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<p>What do you call a Communist Mexican? A Gaucho Marxist
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<p><b>What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW? ... I don't have a new BMW in my garage.
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<p>What is the speed limit of sex? 68, because any faster and you'll flip over and eat it.
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<p><b>Change cant be given to you every time, you must bring the change - great lines said by Mr.Jamil, bus conductor now read again
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<p>Hate when I forget to grab a towel before I shower and have to dry off by doing karate in the mirror for 3 hours
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