<div class="pull-left"> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmXqU5iQRTFeg7XBCcjpvoToQthun5PAQLVimZ1UFBTRdi/horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" alt="horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" /> </div> <p>A feminist and a fascist walks into a bar She orders a glass of wine </p> <p><b>I asked my Nan what she wanted for Christmas. ""Something from the Body Shop please,"" she replied..... Hope she's got enough room in the flat for the front wing off a Mondeo. </b></p> <p>What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander? 12 months </p> <p><b>The Pillsbury Doughboy just passed away. His funeral service will take place at 3:50 and it will take 15-18 minutes. </b></p> <p>What do you first see when you enter an Indian community? 50 shades of brown ;) </p> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/DQmdgSevz5XgTER5Pn6cTpxpLotbLC4BXX8LxYrjR8P981h/cfufooter.jpg" alt="cfufooter.jpg" />
author | joykit |
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permlink | make-day-funny-5974c |
category | joke |
json_metadata | {"tags":[],"app":"steemjs/examples"} |
created | 2018-10-11 10:16:39 |
last_update | 2018-10-11 10:16:39 |
depth | 0 |
children | 0 |
last_payout | 2018-10-18 10:16:39 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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