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<p>Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store? Because he wanted a tight seal.
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<p><b>[Request] Easy to remember jokes that can be told at a bar even after a few I was wondering if there were some easy to remember, or just good jokes that could be told at a bar.
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<p>My girlfriend treats me like a god Now if I can only get her to stop being an atheist.
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<p><b>Optimists see a glass that's half full Pessimists see a glass that's half empty Engineers see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be
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<p>""Millennials are so entitled!"" Aye well I don't see 20-somethings screaming for the manager because their coupon expired a month ago, Janet
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