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<p>The speech Trump gave was inspiring... But it sounded better with the original german wording.
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<p><b>I heard about a dog that was half bulldog and half shihtzu. Bullshit.
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<p>Two bananas walk into a strip club. One banana looks over at the other and says, ""This is quite a peeling.""
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<p><b>How are parsley and pubic hair similar? You push them both aside and start eating.
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<p>Why are paraplegics bad project teammates? They never carry their own weight.
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