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Make day funny (8132p)
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<p>Why do Mobius strips make such bad politicians? They can be rather one-sided.
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<p><b>I just started giving a chicken and an egg handjobs. I will let you know.
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<p>Wife: Talk sexy to me Husband: Commencing garment extraction W: Huh? H: Initiating trouser disengagement W: ... H: Removing unmentionables
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<p><b>Had a fight with a janitor once, wiped the floor with him
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<p>Whenever somebody hits me, I yell, ""Somebody grab the pepper..."" ""...I was just as**sa**u**lt**ed!""
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