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<p>My girlfriend left me for telling too many bad jokes... I guess her love was pun-conditional.
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<p><b>I hate when people don't watch where I'm going when I'm walking and texting.
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<p>Man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. The husband came back with a gun and shot the man in bed. The wife replied ""this is why you don't have anymore friends.""
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<p><b>What time does Andy Murray go to bed? Tennish! 
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<p>What's the object of a Jewish football game? To get the quarter back!
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