<div class="pull-left"> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmXqU5iQRTFeg7XBCcjpvoToQthun5PAQLVimZ1UFBTRdi/horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" alt="horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" /> </div> <p>""I'm dreaming about mashed potatoes"" Oh because Thanksgiving is tomorrow ""No, just a normal mashed potato dream like usual"" </p> <p><b>How is a moil like a mashgiach? (How is the person who circumcises infants like the person who inspects kosher restaurants?) Their job is to make sure there's no cheese on the meat! </b></p> <p>I'm so deep in the friend zone that she sends me nudes for approval before they go out to other guys. </p> <p><b>'Cracker' is racist. They should be called Crispy Baked Squares. </b></p> <p>Have you heard about Unilevers ice cream It was their magnum opis. (Yes, I know next to no one will get this joke at all) </p> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/DQmdgSevz5XgTER5Pn6cTpxpLotbLC4BXX8LxYrjR8P981h/cfufooter.jpg" alt="cfufooter.jpg" />
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Muy gracioso ese caballo jajaja.
author | germanking |
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hahahahahahaah
author | sulemankhan |
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