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<p>What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month.
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<p><b>""President Clinton, can you respond to rumors of renewed infidelity?"" The only woman in my life is my darling *squints at notecard* Hitlery
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<p>What do you call it when a crow throws a party and no one shows up? An attempted murder.
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<p><b>I accidentally dropped one of my husband's Viagra into my contact solution and now I'm cockeyed.
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<p>How does Hillary Clinton say goodbye? ""Seizure later!""
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