I'm sure you've seen them in your internet travels--overly-targeted t-shirts that celebrate some minor personality trait or piece of personal trivia in the dumbest way possible ("Never underestimate a grumpy old man who was born in NOVEMBER and works at WAFFLE HOUSE!" "REAL women go BOWLING and are named TRACY." "Only STEVENSON men can get it done.") 

The bots that generate these seem to go for volume on inserted names and occupations over quality/sense, which has led to some really unfortunate shirts being available for purchase on platforms like Teespring, Sunfrog, and others. Today, I'm sharing one such unfortunate iteration of this: the insertion of the last name [Dick](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_(surname)) into otherwise innocuous t-shirt templates.

Enjoy.


![Screen Shot 20201215 at 7.31.43 PM.png](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/kaliyuga/dS0lGUZG-Screen20Shot202020-12-1520at207.31.4320PM.png)

![Screen Shot 20201215 at 7.33.58 PM.png](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/kaliyuga/IW7Mnsr5-Screen20Shot202020-12-1520at207.33.5820PM.png)

![Screen Shot 20201215 at 7.34.47 PM.png](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/kaliyuga/IUGKw470-Screen20Shot202020-12-1520at207.34.4720PM.png)

![Screen Shot 20210124 at 12.12.12 AM.png](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/kaliyuga/WwcpSbU0-Screen20Shot202021-01-2420at2012.12.1220AM.png)

![Screen Shot 20210124 at 12.12.37 AM.png](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/kaliyuga/B0mYapiU-Screen20Shot202021-01-2420at2012.12.3720AM.png)

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![Screen Shot 20210124 at 12.18.36 AM.png](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/kaliyuga/1RGIn2PT-Screen20Shot202021-01-2420at2012.18.3620AM.png)

![Screen Shot 20210124 at 12.18.49 AM.png](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/kaliyuga/1cFUOfOk-Screen20Shot202021-01-2420at2012.18.4920AM.png)

![Screen Shot 20210124 at 12.18.58 AM.png](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/kaliyuga/kb2sxCK7-Screen20Shot202021-01-2420at2012.18.5820AM.png)

![Screen Shot 20210124 at 12.19.06 AM.png](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/kaliyuga/Ibyx0hUk-Screen20Shot202021-01-2420at2012.19.0620AM.png)

![Screen Shot 20210124 at 12.19.17 AM.png](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/kaliyuga/tmFmJJIs-Screen20Shot202021-01-2420at2012.19.1720AM.png)

![Screen Shot 20210124 at 12.19.23 AM.png](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/kaliyuga/y6kzIUSV-Screen20Shot202021-01-2420at2012.19.2320AM.png)

![Screen Shot 20210124 at 12.19.54 AM.png](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/kaliyuga/deLjZ9zj-Screen20Shot202021-01-2420at2012.19.5420AM.png)

![Screen Shot 20210124 at 12.21.19 AM.png](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/kaliyuga/Eg0qJxPd-Screen20Shot202021-01-2420at2012.21.1920AM.png)

![Screen Shot 20210124 at 12.21.31 AM.png](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/kaliyuga/idfkZ8Md-Screen20Shot202021-01-2420at2012.21.3120AM.png)

![Screen Shot 20210124 at 12.23.30 AM.png](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/kaliyuga/pY0p7oFD-Screen20Shot202021-01-2420at2012.23.3020AM.png)

![Screen Shot 20210124 at 12.23.41 AM.png](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/kaliyuga/O9IGC027-Screen20Shot202021-01-2420at2012.23.4120AM.png)

![Screen Shot 20210124 at 12.23.57 AM.png](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/kaliyuga/C6uzicH0-Screen20Shot202021-01-2420at2012.23.5720AM.png)