Be quiet! Be careful! Don't make a mess! Don't walk over here. Don't break it! Don't stick your fingers in there! 

How is it that toddlers can figure out how to do the ONE damn thing that you don't want them to do? 
 
## Be quiet! Be careful! Don't make a mess! Don't walk over here. Don't break it! Don't stick your fingers in there! 
 
I have 2 little girls, a 3yr old and a 4yr old, AND..... One thing I am going to tell you parents-to-be right now is I hope you have eyes in the back of your head. Breast pumps be damned, I don't care how much you think you are going to automate your supervisory role, but your kids are going to make you a MUCH stronger person (even though you rarely get to eat anymore). 
 
Here's the thing. You love your kids more than anything in the world, and you know you would willingly sacrifice your own life to save them. You can mold them in any way you see fit and give them every educational gizmo you can afford (and not afford). You are now a bank, an Educator, Coach and Mentor. You can show your parents how "easy" it is to be a parent... 
 
![Toddlers](https://ipfs.pics/ipfs/QmTURv78fUQC8wHrTxEW4bQLG5YKj3GMVUzk34iPvmMLQL) 
 
## If you love your kids as much as I do, please Upvote! 
 
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