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How To Give A TED Talk Like A Futurist!
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Here's a TED Talk by Sam Hyde of MillionDollarExtreme. MDE is, in my opinion, one of the best trashy bunch of trolls. Great poets and performers all-in-one. They've managed to make their way into Adult Swim recently.

Not sure how he found his way into this talk in the video, but I love that he trolled all the way to the end. The Q and A response in the last part is just pure genius.

***Warning: MDE exploits explicit language, offbeatness, and political wrongness. This is by far their mildest work, but better skip if you're easily offended or disturbed.***

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@ballinconscious ·
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Haha great post, I lol'ed hard.  He trolled so well that the audience couldn't tell whether to laugh or be serious. 
>"TheyΒ΄re sexualizing young girls and its getting to the point where even i have a problem with it"
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@kevinwong · 
Lol.. there's another old one that's quite gold :D 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D71iSwArWVI
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@hyperbolicist · 
wtf...he must have given a completely different performance for his audition and hoped that they wouldn't check his previous work.  there's no way those fucking squares at TED would pick him.  
and i can't believe no one laughed at the "CUZ WE'RE GONNA KILL THEM ALL"".  TWICE.  complete silence.  what a douchey audience.  anyway thanks for the video, gonna check out his other stuff.
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@kenistyles ·
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@kevinwong I never heard of this guy or MDE before.. what a G! Dig his style, awkwardly funny and real as fuck. Keep slingin' it to em man, the academia may wake up too! Is this our future 2070? LOL!
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@kevinwong · 
Their Adult Swim debut series "World Peace" is pretty awesome. Trippy stuff. I like it lol.
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@radioactivities · (edited)
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"political wrongness" lol! better than political in/correctness
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@kevinwong · 
Never occurred to me to use incorrectness :P
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@sulev · 
why is it that people still believe the official 9/11 story...
and climate change due to Carbon is also very shady. He gave a reference to "An Inconvenient Truth"... which was a global warming alarmist propaganda movie. Polar cap is still there. KO Al Gore. In truth all planets are warming right now. Carbon might not be such a big deal, but should still cut on producing it to protect our environment.
...I only watched 10minutes.
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@anarchyhasnogods · 
"climate change due to carbon is also very shady" m8 it's basic science
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@sulev · 
refuted by many
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@ballinconscious · 
Everything he said was pretty much a parody.  So he probably already knows exactly the truths that you are talking about.  He most likely believes that exact opposite of everything that his ted talk was about since it was "just a bunch of crap"
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@builderofcastles · 
Al Gore proved that CO2 does not cause global warming in his mocumentary _An Inconvenient Truth_

"Don't they look like they go together?"
And the audience should have shouted out in unison, "Lets put them together and find out."
If Al Gore was a scientist he would have put them together.  (its really easy to get excel to plot 2 sets of data on the same graph.  I know it used to be hard in Lotus 123, but this is the 21st century)

If you take Al Gore's data (which can't be found on _Inconvenient Truth_ website, I was shocked) and plot it on top of each other, you notice that temperature leads CO2.  Surprise, temperature causes CO2, not the other way around.

So, Al Gore is either a liar, or he is not a scientist... or both.
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