# I have a problem. 

**That’s the first important thing to realize to find a solution and I truly never thought that I will find one for this particular problem. But steemit was my savior.**

You know that situation? You stay outside and suddenly your neighbor drives in front of you with a vehicle big as a destroyer, your wife on the front seat (also big as a destroyer) and you just think… Well damn it? 
I hope you don’t. I for example do not know that feeling, but I think it is a terrible one. Just imagine it… 

But what I know is the feeling when your neighbor parks in front of your lawn and you have no possible way of driving around it or pushing it away with pure force. Screaming "Park away there" isn't helping and sometimes you can’t even park beside them. What infidelity. I mean I am the one helping him, that his newspaper doesn’t lie on his lawn but in the bin. Or use his WIFI against him. But relax it’s just a prank!

https://youtu.be/g47dMqkyzMQ
(not my video obviously… Copyright by Film Riot)

Really, I hate my neighbor. He is black… dressed, all the time. And I had no way to ever reach him. He is never home. Stange isn’t it. Last time I saw him, he roiled something about junglings… Don’t know what that means. Perhaps something perverted…

So to come to an end I just want to tell, that I never thought I will find my neighbor here on steemit. 
@lordvader ! Yes I look at you right through the damn Hologram-Projector! Although I like your work very much… Phew… 

I mean park at your own damn planet! Come on! Here is footage of me with prove! It’s insanely insulting and I demand payback, or I will come for payback and force-choke you. 

https://youtu.be/8jnxZtaonoY
https://youtu.be/XRPpJeBndeU
(mine obviously)

Already complained to the senate, too... ironically they  didn't respond, must some kind of connection problem.

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/8d/fd/6a/8dfd6a76af6cb17b965ddeea1ba859c4--star-wars-quiz-star-wars-meme.jpg



And you’re not even the best Sith of all time! Bane will be remembered! RIP Bane. 

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/54/DarthBane-frontal.jpg/220px-DarthBane-frontal.jpg

Who will  RIP you? Your mother??? Hahaha I doubt it! Cause she can’t… Cause she’s dead…
Okay… Sorry… I overdone it a bit here…

But seriously… Park your Destroyer somewhere else… Park away there, Vader! Thanks *>suddenlychoking<*



Geers

Maybe I post on the next  Force of the Week the blueprints of a 3D Star-Destroyer. I dare you Vader! I want One Million Credits! Jabba the Hutt is waiting.


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