Making Coffee Failure by leaky20

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palnet · @leaky20 · Jun 26 '19 (edited)

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Making Coffee Failure

My wife an I are in the process of moving and we are currently staying at her parents place. We have established a daily routine here where I typically make us breakfast in the morning and she makes us coffees on the fancy espresso machine. Today I happened to breake our routine though by only making myself breakfast. After seeing a dissapointed look on my wifes face at seeing me eat my eggs and toast, I figured I'd try to make it up to her by making the coffee's. 

I started with my coffee. 

"Okay here we go."

Pushing lots of buttons. Spin the dial a few times. Hit start and we're off! 

"On my way to a delicious cup of coffee."

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Sighing to myself, with satisfaction "Ahh, the perfect cup of coffee!"

Now to make my wife's delicious beverage. 

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"What was it you wanted again - a latte?" 

With enthusiasm, "Okay great! Coming right up. Won't take a minute." 

To myself with an air of confidence. "Okay, this is a bit more challenging I see. But, I do have a master degree so I'm sure I can figure this out."

Insert the milk container - Check. 
Spin the dial - check.
Push all the buttons - check. 

After a long pause the machine starts making noise. "It's working, Perfect!"

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To myself, "Hmm. Is there supposed to be that much steemed milk? Seems like there is a bit too much. Well, I've come this far. No turning back now."

"Now I just need to add the coffee." 

Turn the dial and push a few more buttons and "yesss! Its working again."

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To the machine now. "Yep, good work that will do."

 "That will do..."

"That will do..."

"Yep, okay thats enough." 

"Okay stop! Ohhhh you #%!**#%   #!%$** %#@!!"

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"Okay, here's your coffee! Enjoy." 

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Note: This is my first post using Palnet so it was meant to be a bit of a test run to experiment with the application and see how things go. If things go well I figure I'll continue to use it for posting :)

The post was originally supposed to be something like "making the perfect latte" or something cheesy like that - hence the pictures. I think this is better though hahaha.

But anyway, so far so good with Palnet. Seems really easy and straight forward. 

## Thanks for stopping by!

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@abigail-dantes · Jun 27 '19

<p><blockquote>To the machine now. "Yep, good work that will do."

"That will do..."

"That will do..."

"Yep, okay thats enough."

"Okay stop! Ohhhh you #%!#% #!%$ %#@!!"</blockquote></p>

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@leaky20, you better stick to making the actual breakfast ! Admittedly, though, that coffee machine is rather intimidating! It looks like only a pilot can make a coffee with that :D

Enjoy your day and .... no more coffees ... 

All the best!

👍 leaky20

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@leaky20 · Jun 27 '19

Yeah the coffee machine is really intimidating and I agree that I should stick to making breakfast. Have a good day :)

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@discordiant · Jun 27 '19

PALnet is glad to have you, hope you consider sticking around long-term.

👍 leaky20
👎 honusurf

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@leaky20 · Jun 27 '19

Thanks. I am liking it so far

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@gungho · Jul 4 '19

I always knew that a Masters would never prepare us for the real world! Lol!
My BA degree doesn't do much either. Just hangs and collects dust. 

Wife: "Hold it mister..."
Hubby: "huh? Uh, oh..."
Wife: "Step away from the coffee machine now! Hands up... Uh, never mind, go wash your hands!"

You gotta get your wife to let you know how to make a latte. Or she'll use this against you for the rest of the trip.

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👍 leaky20

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@leaky20 · Jul 4 '19

Ahahaha so true.

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@map10k · Jun 26 '19

Hi @leaky20, as an existing MAPX token stakeholder, you just received an upvote and also a quick note that the weekly accounts have recently been posted at [MAPX Token Weekly Profit Statement - 23 June 2019](https://steemit.com/mapx/@map10k/mapx-token-weekly-profit-statement-23-june-2019). Due to the large increase in delegator-miners we look forward to a significant increase in income next week. Thanks!

👍 leaky20

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