<center> Das Leben ist schon traurig genug, deshalb sollte man manchen Problemen mit einem Lächeln begegnen. Hier findest Du nun eine kleine Auswahl an Netzfunden, die für etwas Heiterkeit sorgen sollen. ![grafik.png](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/levi-miron/23uFMPirPbbjJgioyGZR2gbfPu49stK9Rxhbx6cHK952wvcAV8sL6P7cuZjAevUWB72wP.png) [Quelle](https://pixabay.com/photos/smile-laugh-happiness-happy-5128742/) <p> Sollte nur ein Besucher mit einem Lächeln diesen Beitrag wieder verlassen, so hat sich die ganze Mühe gelohnt! NETZFUNDE! <p> # SATIRE <><><><><><><> <b> ![](https://images.ecency.com/DQmUUFvCi3eYGjLggd4uwvMnvQdH3FHtoFwCJ2n45qyVnzA/grafik.png) <> „Papa, Papa, darf ich mal zum Bungee-Jumping?“ „Sicher nicht. Dein Leben hat schon mit einem kaputten Gummi begonnen, es soll nicht auch noch so enden!“ <> Ein schwäbisches Ehepaar wandert durch die Alpen und fällt in eine Gletscherspalte. Am nächsten Tag hören sie eine Stimme von oben rufen: „Hallo, hier ist das Rote Kreuz!“ Darauf ruft der Schwabe zurück: „Mir gäbet nix!“ <> Kommt ein Gast in eine Pizzeria und verlangt ein Schnitzel. Der Wirt erklärt, dass es bei ihm nur Pizza gibt. „Was ist denn auf einer Pizza drauf?“, will der Gast wissen. „Tomaten, Käse, Schinken, Pilze und was Sie wollen!“, sagt der Wirt. Da erwidert der Gast: „Gut! Dann legen Sie mir ein Schnitzel drauf!“ <> ![](https://images.ecency.com/DQmRvGuBxgSMeZoqtuuqKWPX5c1hcRUD7ciUiKu5PTW1L76/grafik.png) <p> <><><><><><><> </b> </center>
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Als ein sehr altes Haus abgerissen wird, hat man vergessen, den letzten Mieter zu benachrichtigen. Nach langem Suchen in den Trümmern findet man ihn schließlich laut lachend im Klohäuschen. „Warum lachen Sie denn so?“, wird er gefragt. Da antwortet der Mann: „Als ich eben an dem Kettchen der Klospülung gezogen habe, ist das ganze Haus eingefallen!“ !invest_vote
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<div class="pull-left"> <img src="https://i.imgur.com/VDg3S7W.gif"></a> </div> <div class="pull-right"> @umuk, the HiQ Smart Bot has recognized your request (3/4) and will start the voting trail. In addition, @levi-miron gets !PIZZA from @hiq.redaktion. ![](https://i.imgur.com/plMUJVK.png) <sub>For further questions, check out https://hiq-hive.com or join our [Discord](https://discord.gg/25Fp5wBvQa). And don't forget to vote [HiQs fucking Witness!](https://vote.hive.uno/@hiq.witness) 😻</sub> </div>
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@barmbo denkt du hast ein Vote durch @investinthefutur verdient!<br>@barmbo thinks you have earned a vote of @investinthefutur !<br>
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Chuck Noris kennt die letzte Ziffer von Pi. !hiqvote
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